Embrace the Suck Wall Banner


Shipping to United States: Free

Learning some new skill during the pandemic? Going back to school or changing careers? Learning new stuff as an adult is HARD, yo. It's like an atrophied muscle and those first few weeks and months of messing up can make even the most robust ego gasp for mercy. My mantra is "Embrace the Suck": just chill out and accept that things are going to be awful...until they just aren't anymore. It takes time and perseverance. Not one single Creative you know got where they are on the first (or even seven hundred and fifty-seventh) try. Trust me.

Banner is 1/4" thick Baltic birch plywood, finished in a transparent white stain, with 1/8" thick painted (slate blue) Baltic birch lettering (applied with glue). The rope is 100% cotton. All materials are reclaimed from other laser cutting and rope bowl sewing projects, effectively making this an upcycled item. Keeping materials out of landfill with style. *chef's kiss*

Banner dimensions:
Width: 8"
Height: 10"
Height with rope: 16"

Shipping from Canada

Processing time

1-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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